Bert Baltazar ...: A Chef for Friday

WARNING !!!!

1. Do not email or message me because you want to watch. THIS IS SEX NOT A SHOW.

Following queries:

I would like to try group sex - I can think this over

I would like to watch - PASS! I immediately decline. This raises my blood pressure.

2. Do not ask me to invite for you.

My analysis is that you could not get group sex on your own and you want my help, so there is something lacking or wrong with you not to have done a group thing.

I find it so stupid that a stranger I have not met, orders me around to do invites. Duhhhhh! Do so at your own risk, if you are so sure that I would want to be in bed with you.

Threesomes and more ...

Seeing my pics and perhaps when reading the blog posts, it seems double or triple the fun to be in a group sex. I do receive some feedback and more. Now, I feel its time to put into words certain "policies" or "standard operating policies" - some wisdom accumulated over time, consider it tips:

1. I am not an exhibitionist nor am I into cybersex or phonesex. So please, do not ask if you can visit and simply watch me have sex. Besides, even if I would be in a mood to do so because I like you, I cannot answer for my playmates. My standard answer is that I am not a performer, perhaps, you should just go to a bar.

An Exhibitionist takes pleasure in showing off. I take pleasure in sucking and being fuck and not doing a show. If you would like to have sex with me, feel free to message me, and I can email you back with my address and pics of my place.

2. You are most welcome to have sex with me, on the assumption that you want to do it with me. Thus, if you are just actually looking for a group sex or threesome, with no interest in me, then count me out immediately and of doing it with me. I say this, because, normally I do want a one on one prior to introducing someone to other friends of mine - it is for this way that threesomes and more would be enjoyable and the undesirables are not invited.

The most basic group would be a threesome, that would be me, Mr. A, and Mr. B. I require a one on one so that when I set up a group sex, I know I have some chemistry with Mr. A and Mr. B that even if Mr. A and Mr. B would not click I can easily serve both of them. But imagine if I do not like Mr. A, that is already one side broken - and Mr. A would not like Mr. B - that would definitely be a bad sex for everyone.

Bert Baltazar ...

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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

A Chef for Friday

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